Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-7926 (?)
- SCP-7926 was a 22-year-old man named Grant Morrison who suffered from severe acne that produced an unusually high amount of oil and bacteria. His pimples would frequently burst in "Rupture Events," releasing various liquids, sometimes even containing undigested food or strange, oily substances. Over time, these events became more bizarre and dangerous, with one instance causing him to birth a small, lifeless humanoid made of pus and sebum, and another leading to his entire internal organs being expelled, leaving only his skin. SCP-7926 is now considered neutralized, but the liquid drained from his containment chamber has shown signs of his genetic material and anomalous movement, suggesting a potential continuation of its properties.
- Flex (singer) (?)
- Félix Danilo Gómez Bosquez, known by his stage name Flex (formerly Nigga), is a Panamanian reggaeton singer born on August 29, 1980. He began his musical career in 1997, gaining significant recognition in 2007 with his debut solo album "Te Quiero: Romantic Style in da World," which featured the hit single "Te Quiero" that topped Latin charts and earned him a Latin Grammy. Flex changed his stage name from "Nigga" to "Flex" in 2007 due to the derogatory connotations of the former in English, particularly in the United States. Despite facing a period of "decadence and discographic blockade" in the early 2010s, he continued to release music and collaborate with other artists, making a musical return to Mexico in 2018.